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PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With my father’s help and nearly the same name, was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I changed pollution laws for oil and power companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the nation.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government in billions in borrowed money.

I Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.

I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,with the help of Republican appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the country’s surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for biggest stock market drop in its history.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

In my first year in office set the all-time record for most vacation days taken by any president.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips of any other president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

I set the all-time record for the most mortgage foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the lowest number of press conferences than any president since the invention of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history (The ‘poorest’ multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states bankrupted at the same time.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.(Except for my Dad)

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history, while at the same time proposing tax cuts.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

My administration has the least amount of congressional oversight than any in US history.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war, as prescribed by the Geneva Convention.

I hold the record for most corporate campaign donation.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set all-time records for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I failed to get Osama Bin Laden ‘dead or alive’.

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the Civil War.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years every economic category plunged.

RECORDS and REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from National Guard.

Records from my tenure as governor of Texas are in my father’s library, unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.

Mikko Virtanen (.fi) wrote:
> Okay, I understand you. It [astrology] isn’t meaningless for people who use it and
> use it in extent so huge scale that their lives are actually controlled
> by it because of sole belief alone. Of course these things matter, but I
> believe this only matters sociologically. Not that it wouldn’t matter
> for those people, though.. that is subjectively.

Play wrote:
This is what we all do. We believe things to such a degree that they become part of the structure of our consciousness. Some pick only logic and materialism, a lot, actually. I have pity for those people. There is no room in their lives for the unexpected, magical or transcendental. They must feel constantly disconnected.

It’s easy to write off astrology as delusion. In fact, that’s probably accurate in some instances. However, it is no less delusional than someone who believes that life is only made up of what we can prove scientifically and it doesn’t come with that arrogance.

I believe that there is no right or wrong way to think, we get to choose how we think and it will, to some extent, define the world around us. Right now the majority of people in the west, the dominant power on this planet are materialists. The result of this set of beliefs is technology at the price of destruction on a mass scale. I could give a rat’s ass whether mysticism is ‘true’ or not. The fact is that people who believe in it and follow it treat each other and the world around them with respect and care and they create meaning in their lives. That’s value.

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Relativism is destroying reality. As Theodore Sturgeon put it “We say ‘On the other hand…’, we say ‘However…’”. It’s easy not to believe anything when we know so much. Sifting through beliefs, trying to decide which are right and which are wrong, which ones we should believe in, is an impossible task. We think “There are no right beliefs”. What we’re left with is a meaningless world in which we suffocate on information, most of it poison. People don’t mean what they say anymore. Look at the news. Politicians use words like ‘liberate’ to decribe invasions. We now have to “endure freedom”. No one says “Hey! Wait a minute, that doesn’t make any sense.” We just absorb it and generate some kind of explanation of how one could view the the situation that way.

B..U..L..L..S..H..I..T

That spells bullshit. “Ok”, you say, “What can I do about it?” I will tell you. Believe. Believe something, anything as long as it comes from you. Humans have remarkable facilities for synthesizing information. Take what you know and perform some alchemy with it. Don’t just be a passive information transferring agent. Start swimming in the sea of information. Start re-arranging, being active. Or limit yourself to taking in only what information you are capable of processing without surrendering your powers of observation and intuition. Don’t let yourself be overloaded and give up. Think, damnit.

Oh gee, what a surprise. Presidential elections have been rigged at least as long as we’ve been using machines to count the votes. Full Story. You can download the vote-counting program and manual as well.

Here’s some more info on COINTELPRO. That’s the Counter Intelligence Program for those of you who are acronym challenged. cointel.org, which had many more FBI COINTELPRO documents that were released in after the Freedom of Information Act, has been shut down. After trying to access their sites, it looks like they made a valiant effort to escape.

I have a vision. COINTELPRO or whatever they are calling themselves these days depend on a certain set of cirumstances in order to successfully silence dissenters. That is, there must be a target organization. I suggest that those who value freedom avoid creating organizations. It is perfectly possible to be a powerful force of political dissent without joining up with some group. No one will be able to infiltrate your organization if it consists only of you. This takes a bit mmore courage but it doesn’t mean you will be alone, just self-governed. You need to figure out how to get your community to wake up and smell the fucking napalm.

Idea for the Day:
Print up a bunch of flyers with the logo for your local police department on them. Make it look like an official ‘edict’. Declare a curfew for citizens or post a date for new ‘monthly home searches’ for suspicious activity. Paste them everywhere. Dress up nice and go door to door handing out the pamphlets and ‘educating’ people about the recent changes in your local community. If you have a show on college radio, do the same thing with an audio broadcast. Do your very best to make the whole thing look/sound official. The idea is to just barely cross the line so that people will believe it’s happening and become upset. Once the smoke clears, there won’t be any organization or sub-culture for the police to blame. Even if their name is cleared, the resentment hasn’t been transferred anywhere. This can be done on a smaller scale as well. Start spreading similar rumors everywhere you go. Tell the counter guy at the cafe, the gas-station attendant, your parents. Spread discontent, not too cause trouble but because it should be there, every reason exists to be upset with our government.

Well…

The Millenium Group (www.tmgnow.com) has been shutdown. I find this possibly scary. For those of you that know what the hell I’m talking about you can see that it actually lends them more credibility. If you see jesus in the sky and hear his voice in your head it’s not real. These won’t help you either. Go read up on scalar em waves. Call me a loon, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In a related note, commie-hippie-nazi-jew-homos are still going on about Tesla’s free energy. You can find a full patent application here, as well as various health related uses of such technology. There was a Theodore Sturgeon story about a guy who cured cancer with this technology and invented very fuel efficient engines and whatnot and no one would listen to him. Sad, sad, sad, true true true. I have a friend that modifies cars to get better gas mileage. Basically, car companies purposely restrict mileage so that people will buy more gas. They own bunches of patents for fuel efficient engines and non-fossil fuel engines that they just sit on until it makes economic sense to switch. The whole sad, sad, true, true thing is really just too sad and true.

In other news, PerfNet, aka, the Tech Center burned to the cold, cold ground. Firteen.com reports. I used to live there. I had a nice space: foam walls, a real heater (the only one in the wharehouse), thin carpet thrown over the concrete-slab, a door. It was the last haven for anything interesting in that town. The town finally got what it wanted and no one is even investigating arson. Cya a2, wouldn’t wanna be ya.

I’ve been looking at the National Strategy to Secure Cyberspace website today and various articles relating to it. It seems that Richard Clarke is not really sure what the term hacker means. I guess they’ve only heard it referred to in movies. Let me define this concept for them with a little illustration.

Our “cyberspace infrastructure” as the PCIPB would have us call the internet was made largely by and for hackers. Are you listening Georgie? It’s story time, sweetbuns. Hacker is a term of respect. It is a word that reflects an individuals superior understanding of computer technology and an almost magical intuition or ability to think outside the box and come up with innovative ways of using existing technologies. Hackers are responsible such major advances in computer technology as UNIX, C and even the whole mouse, window, file paradigm that most of us are confined to.

Now I wouldn’t expect little Bushie to know how to use a computer but maybe he can ask one of his friends at the Department of Defense about a project called ARPANET. If he can manage to grasp the concept of a network, then our cute little president will find that ARPANET was the original network that spawned the internet. But it didn’t just evolve by itself. ARPANET allowed universities and research organizations from all over to share information. All the hackers in the computer science departments could now talk to each other and through their ingenuous usage of that network they formed a community, something that we might recognize today as the internet.

One of the articles I read today was about the retirement of Richard Clarke who is currently the head of PCIPB. He’s gettin’ out of the public eye and into the ‘private sector’ which is really a code name for the corporations that actually run the government. Who is going to take his place? None other than Howard Schmidt, former Chief of Security for Microsoft. The inbreeding continues but we can all rest easy and know that our ‘cyberspace infrastructure’ aka, the internet is safe because we all know how secure Microsoft products are.